April 9, 2010 by Paulene
Mischa Barton looks like a heifer, according to her ex-boyfriend, Brandon Davis.
This guy seems to have the knack for smacking today’s tabloid starlets, starting with Lindsay Lohan whom he described as a “fire crotch.” But this time, he aimed at his fashion-troubled ex, whom he saw at a party for Nylon magazine.
“Omg. Just realized my ex turned into 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I’m gonna start dating plus size models. Not! Mischa the heifer.” He just couldn’t contain himself and twitted right then and there upon seeing Mischa. Oh c’mon, Brandon, she’s got slammed for her banana pants last Easter and you’re going to ignite the fire? That’s just mean. True, but really, really mean.
Photos by Wenn.com
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